10 FUNNY CERTAINTIES
1. You cannot wash your eyes with soap.
2. You cannot count your hair
3. You cannot breathe through the nose if you tongue out.
4. You just tried to do the no. 3
6. When you tried, did you see that it is possible, just that you look like a dog.
7. You're now smiling for the joke.
8 You missed the n. 5
9. Have you looked to see if there is n. 5
10. You will share this trifle with your friends to make them laugh.